SICK JOKES... (those u r under age.. please dun read) XP

Joke number1- bitches n bastereds

one day.... a couple r havin sex.. den suddenly d comdom broke n d girl had a baby boy... and this boy is very curious.... one day... d boy's parents went out n party... so the boy hid under d bed and slept there... after a few hours... d parents came bak.. since dey were drunk... they hav SEX again... and d father slam d door so hard until he woke up d boy..
Father, Mother, Son...

i love yr shaggy breast... mmmmm....
i love yr hot dick..... mmmm.....
oh shaggy breast... hot dick.. nid 2 ask wats dat....

d next day... the son ask his parents...

mom... was shaggy breast n hot dick?
shaggy breast means... errr..... aha!!! coat...
hot dick means...... hat!!!
ohh... okay...

d next day, d boy heard his mom n dad shout...

u basterd, the condom broke...
u bitch... dun call me a bastered...
mom!!! dad!!! wat does bitch n basterd means??
bitch means ladies
basterd means gentleman...
and wats condom?
knife

d next day... d parents are havin a party... bfore d party... d father was shavin his beared..

suck!!!
daddy... wad does suck means??
shaving...
ARGHHH!!!(mom cuts her finger)
(son run downstairs)
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
mommy... wats fuck?
means cutting the chicken...

DING DONG!!!
there were a couple standing dere.... girl.. guy..
hi there bitch n basterd.... u may put yr shaggy breast n hot dick over there..
..... where r yr parents?
my mom is fuckin d chicken... n my dad is suckin real hard up there....

later on.. when every1 arrive...
bitches n basterds... you may take yr condom n start FUCKIN d chicken....

the end...