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Friday, September 26, 2008

Milk??? 0.0

okay 2 day, we crap alot.. when i mean alot.. i meant... ALOT!!! haha..
this thing started when its seni time..(2 periods)
wenny came 2 my class.. n we started crappin bout milk, balls and much more...
1st of all, zhen terk started sayin his mom called him and his bros, chi bai, ma hai n so hai
so i was like, den yr mom? EARTHWORM!!
n i started 2 talk facts... earthworm r uni-sex.. dey hav sex wid each other... n i started 2 make d sound. uh uh uh... den ryan said, where go ppl sex sound so fast 1? not uh uh uh... its uuhhhh uuuhhh uhhhh!!! den we all started laughin like HELL!

so we started 2 tok about sex.. n i pulled kent in.. cause zhenterk wanted 2 noe how a sex scream sounded like... ryan said... UHHH UHHH UHHH!!! n marissa said, that sounded like a baby.. den ryan did a nother 1.. UHHH UHH AHH UHHH!!! n we laugh... zhen terk said it sound like d mother tryin 2 shit out d baby.. LAWL!!! n i pulled kent in.. KENT! zhen terk wanted 2 noe how a sex sound sound like... kent's eyes went BIG! and he was like HUH??? den kent said, huh? zhenterk, u wanna do? n we laugh... i laugh so hard dat my throat wont let me breath... XD

den later on, we started tokin bout a FAT guy..(no names 2 avoid emberassments.. XP)
so we started tokain bout...



milk.. yes milk...

sayin this guy(i put d name a) has milk.. he always put ppl's head under.. yes.. UNDER his ARMPIT!! so ryan was like SUCK MY MILK! SUCK MY MILK!!! we all were laughin so hard! den ryan started tokin bout africans.. XD yes.. africans.. he was like, hey, u noe d africans lack of nutritions, imagine a goes dere... n kent said... yeah.. 1st he will slowly unbutton his shirt, and every1 will wonder wat is he doing.. den when he's done unbuttonin his shirt, he will do dis(pretens 2 open his shirt n arm wide open) SUCK MY MILK!! FREE MILK 4 D POOR!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD LAWL!!!!

n yes.. we all laugh again.. HAHA!! den ryan started tokin bout how 2 make d MILK inside d body...
1st, drink d milk powder..
2nd, drink hot water...
3rd, play d song shake it n start shakin d body(imagine a fat guy shakin his body!!!0.0)
4th, go sauna n boil d water..
5th, take sauna charcole n start rubbin al over d body... XD

n yes, dat is how u make milk inside yr body... XD LAWL!!! hahaa..
den we started tokin bout...

OIL

yes.. oil.. ryan said dat a dont swt water.. instead, swt OIL!!! XD i said, imagine u collect d oil n cook it wid fish n eat it... every1 make disgustin faces.. XD haha...
dam so hai mann... XP hahahaa..

den i started tokin bout skippin rope.. n yes, a is in it.. XD
den ryan said when a skip rope, he'l fall n when he got up, d floor wil b wet wid OIL!!! XD hahaaa..n marissa said, nahh.. d skippin rope 2 SHORT!!! lawl..
n i said, when he jump, d floor wil crack n he'l fall 2 d 2nd floor... n keep on fallin til d basement... HAHA!! den sadly, d bell rang.. every1 went home.. LAUGHIN... haha!!! lawl!

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